Suck-It Will-Ya: I hate Popaddum Madrasis. Now I understand what Jade Goody was going through in the Big Brother’s House. Shilpa Shetty is a Madrasi isn’t it?
Kaun Fused?: Dude, I must first of all say that you are stupid. Of course, only a pot can call a kettle black, you see. But really, I don’t think you are a racist. Just a dumbf*&^%. That is much better you know.
K Chick from Duh-Land: I agree with you SW. Madrasi chicks are so not on. I can’t imagine who would want to see them without clothes. I wonder if I can take part in the hottest chick contest? All my proportions are so small and just right. Especially my EQ. What do you think boys?
Cow Shit Karma: I think all of this is pointless. Why can't people just watch videos on Youtube.
Suck-It Will-Ya: People are so insecure man. It is shocking. Madrasis are ugly and they don’t have a sense of humor also.
K Chick from Duh-Land: How true man. It must be so sad to be them. Give me my life any day. At least I get laid. And I am fair skinned and nicely proportioned. Not too big you know. Especially my IQ…
Kaun Fused?: Dude, I must say this again - you are stupid. So you are not getting laid by Madrasi Chicks, surely that is no reason to be stupid. No Bong chick wants me. Correction: No chick wants me. Can we have beer instead?
Cow Shit Karma: I think all of this is pointless. Now if it were cows, that would be something. I wonder if Madrasi cows are hotter than the Non Madrasi ones?
Suck-It Will-Ya: I think Madrasi chicks are like cows.
K Chick from Duh-Land:
Kaun Fused?: Dude, did I tell you that you are stupid? How do I get Bong Chicks man?
Cow Shit Karma: When one can have cows, why get chicks? Much fun shall come I say.
Suck-It Will-Ya: I would rather do a cow than a Madrasi chick man.
Cow Shit Karma: Yes yes. Much fun shall come.
Kaun Fused?: This is stupid man. But what the hell! As long as I get a Bong cow!
K Chick from Duh-Land: Boys, I am looking at the atlas. I can’t seem to find Madras. It is beyond Virar no?
Suck-It Will-Ya: And Madrasi boys are so horny. They Google for p*&n!
Kaun Fused?: Errr, don’t you? Remember what Girthbong had to say about Desibaba. Sigh, Bongs.
Cow Shit Karma: Ever tried Cow *&n? Much fun shall come.
K Chick from Duh-Land:
Suck-It Will-Ya: Oh shut up, there is no sex in my life. I am not ashamed or insecure about that. See, I admit to it. But Madrasis! Ugly cows.
Cow Shit Karma: Young man, cows are the most beautiful thing. Watch it will ya. You can do all your tongue-in-cheek with Madrasis. Leave them cows.
Kaun Fused?: Ya man, you are stupid. Gai humari mata hai.
Suck-It Will-Ya: Right. Aur Bandar humare baap hai.
Waiter: Aapke honge sir. Humare to insaan hai. Aur kuch? Special Madrasi khana hai aaj. Lenge kya?
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