As the awards season roll around, I can’t help but feel a little left out. Even our dismal excuse for an ‘Indian blogosphere’ seems to sycophantically celebrate the achievements in the blogosphere (what an inane word) by handing out awards incestuously, to the same group of so called ‘elite’ Indian male bloggers year after year with infinitesimal changes from one year to the next.
What we at flog the blog strive to do is to not ‘shine’ a spotlight on lesser known blogs. Don’t expect that kind of weepalicious charity cow-feces here. We will follow the herd of ‘elite’ Indian male blogger grovel-ers and amiably bow to their god-like status in the ‘blogosphere’ and dedicate a whole set of awards (to them) formulated from our own irreverent ideas.
So without further ado, we present to you...
Most undersexed award of the year (aka the award to fight tooth and nail for)
-Phony braggadocio award.
-Dukhi Atma of the year award.
-Blog post that made you want to torch the Blogger HQ award.
-Blogger most likely to not have interacted with the female of the species ever, except for his mother award.
-Most bereft of all rhyme or reason blogger aka surefire candidate for the assisted living facility award.
-Most compelling case against free speech award.
- The Dilip Kumar award for the most exhaustive use of blogger and wordpress server space.
If you still have a hard time wrapping your mind around the idea that these awards are reserved ONLY FOR THE MEN or if you are afflicted with a severe case of ADD then I will repeat: These awards are only reserved for the divine male Indian ‘elite’ bloggers.
Nominations are welcome.
[scroll down for the Hindi version, for those of you who refuse to associate yourselves with everything un-desi, including the English language]